If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Please enjoy reading these. Came across a nice list of car acronyms. I've heard quite a few but there's some new ones I will now use often. 


Some of my favorites for sure:

Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster

G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside

Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust

SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

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