I’m right, as per usual.

*Images are for illustration purposes only, the cars in question are not relevant to the discussion, the body-styles are.

1 - Wagon

Spacious, practical, fits people and drives like a car.

2- Hatchback

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Practical, drives like a car and spacious.

3- Sedan

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Drives like a car, fits people.

4- Convertible

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The whole world is your ashtray, fun to drive, not practical, doesn’t fit people.

5- Coupé

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Same as convertible but less fun.

6- SUV

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Practical, will drive over things, not fun to drive.

7- Pick-Up

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Good for farmers and people from the countryside.

8- CUV

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Buy a wagon or a hatch.

9- Vans

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It’s a van.

10- Being hit by a Bus.

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11- SuperDuty Pick-ups

Abominations of chrome exaggeratedness.