On Sundays from 11 to 3 the dealership has an “open gate” deal where people can come browse the cars without any salesmen here to harass or pressure them (not that they intentionally do that anyways, but the mere presence of salespeople screws with peoples heads sometimes). The only person there is someone to record how long people are there and what car they drove for demographic analysis. I drew the short straw so here I am.

Kill me.