So of course I’m looking at cars on the Craigslist.

My sister loved her modded 05 Cooper S (black on black/tan 6m with roof) but it became a real maintenance hog over the 3 years she had it. But I loved driving it and I see stuff like this:

Craigslist Cooper S

And while I think “Why the hell can’t people take a decent fucking picture of a car they’re trying to sell?” I also get devious ideas.

Like buying one.

and replacing the peashooter tailpipes/mufflers with supertrapps:

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Because...

it would look way better in the center...