The Phaeton is screaming "Service Now" at me every time I start it (though not throwing any warning lights, knock on wood). The '99 Galant, meanwhile, takes multiple attempts to start, and when it finally does, it shakes violently and the exhaust reeks. I'm taking the Galant for service tomorrow, and the VW goes in next week, assuming I have any money left at all.

They are conspiring to destroy me.