First off, fuck Florida drivers. This is the 4th time I’ve gotten hit in the 2-1/2 years I’ve been living here.
Secondly, I’m glad I bought a car with such large bumpers. The dudes brand-new Silverado that ran into me is going to need a whole new front fascia. No damage to me.
The Challenger wasn’t so lucky. It’s going to need some plastic surgery, to the tune of $1500 from the offending Camry’s insurance.