GM Mid-level manager: β€œMr. Head Honcho dude! Steve from budgeting passed out on the keyboard and ordered way too many bumpers with the Opel logo. What do we do?!?”

Mr. Head Honcho dude: β€œOh uh just throw a ring around the Chevy Bowtie and let engineering deal with the new bumper design. Just send the new cars to Brazil. They won’t notice the difference.”

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Disclaimer: I was bumbling around Sao Paulo, writing about cars, when I noticed this. Since I like this story better, any β€œtrue” info about the bumper design is false according to me, but welcome anyway.