What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled Brazilian Conspiracy Theory of the Week

GM Mid-level manager: “Mr. Head Honcho dude! Steve from budgeting passed out on the keyboard and ordered way too many bumpers with the Opel logo. What do we do?!?”


Mr. Head Honcho dude: “Oh uh just throw a ring around the Chevy Bowtie and let engineering deal with the new bumper design. Just send the new cars to Brazil. They won’t notice the difference.”


Disclaimer: I was bumbling around Sao Paulo, writing about cars, when I noticed this. Since I like this story better, any “true” info about the bumper design is false according to me, but welcome anyway.

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