“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
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1) The order says 4 oz milk, but they gave me a carton that’s marked as half a pint. Half a pint is eight ounces, right? 🤔

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2) When they took my breakfast order last night I said that I don’t drink coffee and would prefer hot tea. So they brought me a teabag and a cup of hot coffee to steep it in. OK, sure, that’ll, uh, not work...

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