Breaking News: London, UK- This just in, embattled television presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, has been revealed by angelic messenger to be Jesus Christ 2.0. The messenger, went on to say that they were really going for a man of the people with this newer version, but he developed an affinity for alcohol and cigarettes soon after leaving the assembly line. "We've seen the results of how JC MkII has adapted to the world, and are attempting to mend them by the time we reveal the MkIII." Still unaffected is the loyal masses' opinion that Mr. Clarkson can do no wrong, he went on to say.