If you drive a truck, you have a two inch dick because they are bad on gas. But if you drive a car that gets the same or worse gas mileage, it's okay to drive that. Also, if you drive like a sane person and follow the law of the land, you are a prude. Also I learned that it is dangerous to drive the speed limit. Well fuck, TIL.
Have an extremely fuel efficient truck with the payload of a child's Radio Flyer.