Be the king of the City Market parking lot with this 2013 Range Rover Sport HSE!

It comes with a never used tow hook,the V8, a roof rack, a pusher bar integrated into the front bumper, and all the fake authority of an asshole shouting “Can I speak with the Manager” at the local cafe.

It also comes with Kavak’s supposedly thorough inspection, a limited warranty, and Land Rover’s venerable Mall-Wheel-Drive.

Yours for 500,000 Pesos!