What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

Be the king of the City Market parking lot with this 2013 Range Rover Sport HSE!

It comes with a never used tow hook,the V8, a roof rack, a pusher bar integrated into the front bumper, and all the fake authority of an asshole shouting “Can I speak with the Manager” at the local cafe.

It also comes with Kavak’s supposedly thorough inspection, a limited warranty, and Land Rover’s venerable Mall-Wheel-Drive.

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Yours for 500,000 Pesos!

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