Guess I’ll be shopping for liftbacks! By 2030, those 2016 430i GCs will be stupid cheap! That is, if my dollar is still worth anything and if I live in a city that hasn’t banned cars.

Honda, why you no lift?!?

Eh, who am I kidding. Probably can only afford an old Mahzdah


Shit, I’m just going to end up buying a sedan someday, aren’t I....