New battery installed. Started right up.
That also got rid of the service steering column lock issue - i’m guessing there was not enough juice to make the pin move out of the way in time.

With the seat out, I sprinkled some of that crap for liquid spills on the floor. It should dry the carpet.

Now all I have to do is change the window regulator. Adjust the glass tilt in/out so window can close properly. Put the seat back. Install all the rest of the rims and wheels and tires on and it’s good again.

piece of plastic vomit crap car. Fuck you, c5. I’ll beat you into shape yet.