I know this is woefully underpowered and hilarious to have even slightly impure thoughts about. So weak of an engine I’m not sure what could even be a surrogate for impure action other than laughter after yet another mild clutch dump fully wound out.

Yet here I am. The large shop is no doubt influencing opinion of this Bright Orange 2013 Dodge Dart <wipes tears of laughter out of eyes> Rallye edition with 6 speed manual transmission. After some introspective thought I’ve come to terms with unrequited feelings no SUV/CUV will ever fulfill leading me in this unfortunate direction.

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