1. I can identify the make, model, year, and engine of (almost) any car here in NW Iowa by just the tail lights.
2. I am always honest. Except when I am not.
4. All joking aside, I know I have been present for under a year, but I feel that I have valuable insight and have made a meaningful contribution here to keep Oppo excellent.
5. I can do bell-kicks for days:
6. Getting serious again. As a youth on Oppo, I can keep us engaged in the ever changing maze that is society. (like vaping! And the Twitter! And also the Intra-nets)
7. I blend in with the masses, as I drive a FWD, automatic, american, V6 sedan.
8. I SWEAR TO THE GREAT OPPO GODS THAT I WILL (to the best of my ability) REMOVE THE FREAKING GROUND SPEEDCHECK STORY
9. I will enstate Arch Duke as the residential executioner and discipline master.
Thank you for reading this and please, consider me for mod!