But storytime: So I was at the Chevy booth where they had a GT5 simulator for the new stingray. This kid in front of me was super arrogant, and grabbed the controller out of the worker's hand, and goes "don't worry, I know what I'm doing, see, I want the manual trans, no ABS, no Traction control, and soft tires." and before this, he would not shut up about how he would get the fastest time of the day, and how he was the Stig and stuff. He got a 1:11. Very good actually. I come along. He's still watching his friend fail at trying to beat his time. He switches his focus to my screen. 1:09 on the first lap. 1:08 on the second.

Remember kids, don't call yourself the Stig when you can't deliver.