As far as I’m concerned, there are two different kind of authors on jalopnik: the genuinely good ones, including but not limited to Jason Torchinsky, doug demuro, and Tavarish. These authors have distinct writing styles, and it is easy for one to identify who wrote what. Then there are the authors who are more or less interchangeable, and bring absolutely nothing unique to the table. It is of my opinion that the authors in the latter group are the ones who control the vast majority of Jalopnik’s content. Patrick George. Raphael orlove. Travis okulski. Damon something that starts with an L.Others who write articles so bland, I cannot even identify them. In addition, I am sick of these authors spamming the front page with shared crap.

why can’t jalopnik hire more demuros and torchinskys

This whole thread was satire.