What they see

Well you dodiddly was incorrectly munted to the dingus end convertor, causing spatial matrix hemorrhaging. I’ve gone ahead and refingalated the grom convertor to fuck your wife when you’re away, should take care of the problem.

What’s really going on

Fixed? Nope. Fixed? Nope. Fixed? Nope. Fixed? Nope. Fixed? Nope

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If by chance I manage to fix the problem, I am literally a modern incarnation of the proverbial monkeys producing Shakespeare.