If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Can't Win Them All

My new internet company charged me $0 for the install and I didn’t even have to pay the first month yet, saving me $75.

I got in my car intending to get a sub or something to celebrate. The ignition lock jammed and refused to start the car. I brought a new one at Autozone. It cost $75.


C’est La Vie.

Share This Story