Audi- Just to see what all the fuss is about. Or, why Oppos would spend so much time and money owning one of these POS.

VW- I mean, come on. How can you not love that? Throw on a few mods and I’m sure it’d be a hell of a DD. (Minus the whole reliability thing.)

Volvo- Similar to Audi. Just to see what it’s about.

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Mazada- I wanna see if all the hype is real about them being the best brand for enthusiast.

Chrysler- V8, RWD, luxury sedan, ‚ÄėMerican. What‚Äôs not to love?

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Also AMA I’m drunk and MY BED TIME ISN’T UNTIL I SAY IT’S MY BEDTIME BECAUSE I’M AN ADULT NOW! ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!