Okay Oppo, let's assemble a car guide. Rule by rule.

First off, right off the bat:

1.)Hellcat - Only option is a manual, in that green they sell, with the black rims. No exceptions.

ONLY:


2.)Teslas - You can have it in any color you want, as long as it isn't black. Most boring, and the ugliest (manufacturer) color on a Tesla by far.

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BEST YES:

NO:

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3.)Do not put massive bright metallic rims on anything, no matter how "cool" it makes you look. You look like a dick.

NO:

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LESSER OFFENSE:


4.)Manufacturers - DELIVER ON YOUR FUCKING CONCEPTS ASSHOLES.

YES:

Nissan.

NO:

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Still pissed about that one...

(SUGGESTED RULES):

6.)Any car is better in biege than silver.

YES:

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NO:

Suggested by Jordan-DoesntWantYourIntegra


So Oppo, what are your car guidelines?