I have had an offer accepted on a house equipped with a double car hole. I mean, it comes with a house attached to it too, but what’s important here is that I’m very excited to join Zoidberg and the rest of you lot in car hole ownership (in a month or two).

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Now I just have to sell my current house, preferably quickly. Anybody with kids want to buy a nice house in Seattle? No garage, but plenty of uncovered parking and a nice big fenced yard.

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