Phlebotomist

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Guy in his 20's who’s in the military.

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Police Officer. (I know at least six police officers who drive Jettas this generation.) No idea why.

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Person who smokes a lot of meth.

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Lineman

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The guy who works at your local convenience store.

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The lady from your kids school. (She’s a stay at home mom.)

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The tradesman you hired who has way too much dip in his mouth to possibly understand.

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Now let’s see yours. Mine are entirely accurate.