F-Type SVR at the Jag dealership. Twin vortex supercharger, 575 bhp, 0-60 in 3.5 seconds, and 200 mph top speed. $132k. I could have done without the stupid bow.

BMW i8 in small car parking spot in garage, despite there being a ton of other open (and larger) spots. Say hello to door dings!

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Sorry for poor iPics.