Yesterday on my way home from work I spotted a Hummer H1. It was parallel parked, but was clearly too wide for the narrow shoulder. I came around a corner and my thought process went, sweet an H1. Too bad he can’t park. Nevermind, his right side tires are definitely up on the curb. Wow, those are wide. I want one. IwantoneIwantoneIwantone. Wikipedia photo for your time.
“Hummer H1 Alpha Wagon” by Motoring Weapon R - Own work. Licensed under GFDL via Commons -