according to a recent report 170 cars were stolen from my town as compared to 160 last year. It boggles my mind that my town is 5 miles long, 2.5 miles of it is quiet and basically crime free, yet somehow in the last 2.5 miles there are 170 stolen cars.

Edit: A town over, Newark, had over 2,000 cars stolen last year and over 2,400 this year. Christ

Might help explain these insane rates though