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Car theft is up in my town

according to a recent report 170 cars were stolen from my town as compared to 160 last year. It boggles my mind that my town is 5 miles long, 2.5 miles of it is quiet and basically crime free, yet somehow in the last 2.5 miles there are 170 stolen cars.

Edit: A town over, Newark, had over 2,000 cars stolen last year and over 2,400 this year. Christ


Might help explain these insane rates though

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