(not actual offenders)

Step1. Open hood and check to see what type of bolts there are.
Step2. Acquire tools and extender to reach bolts.
Step3. Attempt to remove bolts carefully.
Step4. Break first bolt in half and destroy plastic and brass ring holding it in place.(hulk arms)
Step5. Start on second bolt and strip it immediately.
Step6. *deep sign*
Step7. Pick up remains, gather tools, and close hood.
Step8. Put tools away and go inside.
Step9. Lay face first in a pillow.
Step10. Reflect on how you accomplished nothing today and actually created more work(impressive).