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Got $72,000 burning a hole in your pocket- want to ensure you don’t see another car like your at Cars and Coffee? Did you put on Crazy Pants this morning. Well buddy, have I got the car for you! Inside and out this is certainly, umm, “distinctive”.
Ad text “1987 Corvette Custom one of a kind. 388 Lingenfelter engine, 158 ACTUAL miles. New paint, new tires, new inspection. Great driver, could be show car. Vehicle History Report is available. Come see make an offer. Open to partial trades. Tell me what you have.”