What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled Choose Your Own Adventure: Raphmoe

All of you have missed me. Some, more than others. That being said, Christmas Break was amazing fellow Jalops, how was yours? I hope it was a blast. What did you guys and ladies all do?


Raphmoe, me, your friend and humble Oppositelock reporter, correspondent, lover, journalist, youtube viewer, rally blogger, extraordinary mayo eater, and all around friend of Jalopnik visited one of these places on break. Whoever guesses correctly and gives a brief synopsis as to why they think I visited there will then be given a set of choices which will lead to what Raphmoe did on break. Choose wisely, Indiana.

Possible Vacation locations:

  1. France
  2. Mexico
  3. Australia
  4. New Zealand
  5. New Mexico
  6. Detroit (Rock City)
  7. Germany
  8. Japan
  9. The Falkland Islands
  10. Los Angeles

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