Illustration for article titled Christmas Eve, Oppo style

In what may be the most oppo way possible, I’m spending Christmas Eve sewing a Ferrari patch onto a red fleece throw for a gag Christmas gift while watching this week’s episode of The Grand Tour and drinking a beer. Hey, my Dad did answer with “a Ferrari” when I asked him what he wanted for Christmas. He didn’t specify which model. Stay oppo, folks.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter