What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

This plant stabbed me square in the left eyeball yesterday.

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It hurt quite a bit. I was just trying to grab the base to move it.

I noticed today that when I walk near it I flinch.

So now it lives outside looking at a wall. Screw that jerk. Stabbing people in the eye has consequences.

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Btw my eye is fine. It hurt like hell for about 20 minutes. The plant hadn’t been watered in a while. So it wasn’t sharp. Just firm. Real jabby and firm.

So the question is, if I had been watering it. Would it have tried to stab me in the eye?

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