This plant stabbed me square in the left eyeball yesterday.
It hurt quite a bit. I was just trying to grab the base to move it.
I noticed today that when I walk near it I flinch.
So now it lives outside looking at a wall. Screw that jerk. Stabbing people in the eye has consequences.
Btw my eye is fine. It hurt like hell for about 20 minutes. The plant hadn’t been watered in a while. So it wasn’t sharp. Just firm. Real jabby and firm.
So the question is, if I had been watering it. Would it have tried to stab me in the eye?