Let me take you to the place
Where membership’s have oppo gold,
good shifts with the revs.
Where users comment your post,
And welcome you to Oppositelock -
From beneath their desk chairs...

Club Oppo, posts are free,
Fun and driving - there’s enough for everyone.
All that’s missing is the track,
But don’t worry, you can shitpost!


Mods and authors meet,
Then post in Oppos’s heat,
Watch the mods break out the bans.
Soft white page, an orange logo,
Shutpost time, a summer’s tune,
A whole blogs’s holiday!

Club Oppo, posts are free,
Fun and driving - there’s enough for everyone.
All that’s missing is the track,
But don’t worry, you can shitpost!

Pack your tools,
And leave tonight.
Don’t take your time,
Gotta move your car, don’t you miss the track day!
Post, post, post, post

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Club Oppo, posts are free,
Fun and posting - there’s enough for everyone.
All that’s missing is the FP,
But don’t worry, you can shitpost!

Drive, drive, drive, drive.