In a juvenile attempt at humor, a few co-workers tried to scald me the other day. I was taking a shower when they decided to repeatedly flush all of the toilets on the other side of the wall. I left the water running, grabbed my towel and confronted them, letting them know that we have anti-scalding, temperature-balancing shower valves installed and that the most likely outcome of their prank was that they’d probably slip and fall, finding themselves unconscious, face down in the bowl.

Fucking children...