I’m out with the family having dinner. We’ve paid the bill and are getting up to leave and I’m holding the baby (11 months). He smells. I turn him over and see his pants are wet. At the same time I can feel that my pants are wet. “Mrs Opposaurus we have a problem” We get into the bathroom, wife, baby, me and the two girls. We pull down his pants and THERE IS FUCKING SHIT EVERYWHERE. FUCK

We clean him up, throw out the outfit and install the back up. I have to go to home depot. I have diarrhea juice on my leg. That was the quickest trip to home depot I have ever made.

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futurely:

i have about half the hardwood laid down