What in the name of Thor is wrong with Comcast? For the third straight night, our internet has gone down at exactly 9pm. Last night it was out for an hour and a half. The previous nights were about 30 and 45 minutes. Of course this happens conveniently a week after I renegotiate to lower our bill. Tonight I pull up support and they say it will be out until 1AM.

Quite frankly, this service is complete garbage. I hope someone in Washington gets fed up with it at some point and pulls the plug on localized monopolies. Then again, maybe all I need to do is move into THEIR neighborhoods. Best service in the world, I’m guessing.

An accurate picture of me trying to get Comcast to work for your time: