Today I experienced the most comfortable car in the world.*

A 1995 Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight Royale.

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I’ve sat on expensive pieces of living room furniture far less comfortable than the front bench seat in that car.

Sure, you can’t take a turn at more than 10mph without sliding all over the vinyl seats with ZERO bolstering, but who cares? COMFORT.


There’s also the fact that we went over some very rough train tracks and my ass didn’t feel a damn thing.

The interior felt very... not 90s GM. If that makes sense. A lot of surfaces were soft touch and nothing had any overdone texturing to it. The “wood” trim was also matte finished and looked pretty believable.


Man, old people continue to have the right idea.

*Probably NOT the most comfortable car in the world

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