Hello, Oppo. You haven’t heard from me for a while, mainly because I’ve been in a bunker silently repeating “hulkmania, brother” to myself for the past months.

As the leader of the resistance against the fake president Benjamin Rolland (cursed be his name) I must now concede to his rule and consolidate our forces. Separate, we are weak, and together, it makes literally no difference.

That is why I have commenced Operation OH SHIT WADDUP, because our death is imminent, we must live out the remainder of our lives in panic. So oppo, eat, drink, shitpost, and be merry!