I have many people on my Mom's side, so this is the best way to make it clear

Me - TBD in 3 months (2012 Camaro SS Convertible?, 1997 Hummer H1?) - (Jalop)

Mom - 2008 GMC Acadia SLT-2 FWD

Dad - 2011 Volvo C70 T5

Dad's mother - 2012 Ford Edge

Dad's father - 2001 Nissan Frontier manuél, 2010 Nissan Frontier

Dad's sister - 2012 VW Passat TDi, 2000 Toyota Highlander V6

Dad's sister's boyfriend - Various, he owns a repo dealer

Dad's sister's son - TBD in 2.5 years (He wants a Lexus ES) - (semi-Jalop)

Mom's mother - 2006 Honda CR-V

Mom's mother's sister - Buick Lucerne

Mom's mother's sister's son - 1972 Chevelle (not a DD) - (Jalop)

Mom's mother's sister's husband - Toyota Tacoma

Mom's mother's younger sister - 2013 Ford Escape

Mom's mother's younger sister's 2nd daughter - 2012 BMW Z4

Mom's mother's brother's daughter's son - BMW 528i, ~20 projects - (Jalop)

Mom's oldest sister - 2014 Acura RDX AWD

Mom's oldest sister's husband - Honda Ridgeline

Mom's oldest brother - 1993 Nissan Maxima, 1999 Ram 1500 Van, 2004 Ford E-350

Mom's oldest brother's wife - Honda Odyssey

Mom's oldest brother's 1st daughter - 2008-2015 Honda Accord

Mom's oldest brother's 1st daughter's future son - TBD in 17 years

Mom's oldest brother's 1st son - 2012 Ford Escape

Mom's oldest brother's 2nd daughter - N/A

Mom's oldest brother's 2nd son - N/A (He wants a Mustang) - (semi-Jalop)

Mom's oldest brother's 3rd daughter - N/A

Mom's oldest brother's 3rd son - TBD in 4 years

Mom's oldest brother's 4th daughter - TBD in 6 years

Mom's 2nd oldest brother - Honda Ridgeline

Mom's 2nd oldest brother's sister - 2008-2013 Toyota Highlander

Mom's 2nd oldest brother's 1st son - 2003-2006 Silverado

Mom's 2nd oldest brother's 2nd son - 2008-2012 Nissan Altima

Mom's 2nd oldest brother's 3rd son - TBD in 4 years

All those people and only 3 Jalops, and 2 semi-Jalops...