Because I just saw a completely *chrome* H2 with huge chrome wheels, and rubber band tires.

But I was driving, and didn’t get a picture of it to share with you.

I’m spending the rest of the afternoon pouring bleach and ammonia into my eyes and brain to try to wash out the ugly. But I was tempted to follow the woman driving it so I could grab her, shake her, and ask “what the fuck were you thinking?!"