From my daughter’s learn-to-read book last night. They’re generally excellent books with a focus on short, phonics-based words:

“Daddy, what is KEG?” “Oh, that’s just another word for BARREL.”

Next page:

Uh-oh, Lad, I think you overdid it a little bit. Why has the puddle grown?

And then two pages later:

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Wow. At this point, I’m LMAO so hard, I couldn’t even explain what was funny to my daughter. Don’t ever tell me that children’s book authors don’t have a little fun with it from time to time.

These books were written in the mid-70s, so it’s very possible that this is a book Brett Kavanaugh might have grown up with.