Me: This bike is going for about half what they normally go for. Maybe they deducted a dollar for every 10 fringe bits?
Her: Yup. Maybe? Its golden!
Me: With an hour of removing fringe & accessories, it could be a decent looking bike. Sadly it is the larger drifter, so it is even bigger than the one I looked at with you.
Her: Aah, and you don’t want bigger?
Me: No, bigger bike is good for only three things:
1) More power for when riding w/ two people and/or a lot of luggage
2) Better for long-haul highway travel as engine is not working as hard
3) LOOK AT HOW BIG MY PENIS IS. YOU CAN TELL HOW VIRILE I AM BY HOW POWERFUL THE METAL COMPENSATION BETWEEN MY LEGS IS!
Her: Oh my virile stud, let me drape myself vapidly on your fringe.