If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Conversations with my 50 year old dad have become...

Nothing but dad-clicks, taxes, and home values...This man once owned a Mustang Ghia with cherry bombs and accidentally made it run too rich so it spat fireballs. He rode his kawasaki LTD to work since it saved gas and wasn’t a chevette. He has bricked his 2nd computer of the year. The year 2019.

Oppo, please give me strength.


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