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Corgis do not Come Equipped With ABS

Scenario: Texas, my two year old male corgi, probably smelled the calzone being reheated in the microwave.

He then comes rushing into the kitchen at full blast, but when he tries stopping, he proceeds to slide into a chair. That doesn’t stop him, as he is a Mighty Animal, and he then speeds to my feet in an attempt to get a nibble of my calzone. I felt bad for him, so I gave him a small nibble of my folded up pizza.


Also, I’m pretty sure corgis are RWD dogs, or at least a rear-biased AWD system, like found on the Audi RS7 or something.

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