Is it bad that I love this?
Am I ill? I want this. The ad says all the cosmetic stuff is reversible, but I wouldn’t. I might even embrace the ridiculousness and lower it. What is wrong with me? I wonder if there’s an easy engine swap that would make it fast.
I’m going to need to take a long lunch today. Maybe lie down for a bit.
ETA: I’m not actually going to buy this.