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Crap - it's that time of year again...

Mardi Gras down in Soulard. I almost don’t want to go anywhere (I need to go to the hardware store and grocery store) because the partiers will be taking up all of the parking spots in my neighborhood. And I’ll have to clean up the trash they leave in my yard. In addition, being on a corner lot I can expect people to be pissing on the side of my house as well; I just wish I had a faucet so I could hose them down and clean up the mess.

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