Last night I dreamed that I invented a beverage that you could share with your car. It was served in a mug, and had a hot chocolate type feel to it, and was topped with whipped cream. But you could also put it in your engine, so that you and your car could share the experience together and bond over it or whatever.

But it turned out that it was poisonous to humans because it contained motor oil, and wasn’t particularly good for your car either.

When I woke up, I had a stomach ache.

How about that?