Local car scene facebook page was posting about “MEET AT 12:30 TOP OF THE PARKING GARAGE WILL HAVE PRO CAMERA”, so I decide to show up and laugh at people. Oh lord. To start with, the pro camera was the same thing I’ve got; a Nikon D3100 with a kit lens, which is a starter DSLR. Also, there was this.

So many poverty-spec Mustangs. The one in the middle made “340hp with sports exhaust, intake, tune, and bigger injectors”. Yeah, buddy. I’m sure it did. Did the stick-on hood scoop add 20hp, too? The one on the left was stock except the exhaust had fallen off. I felt much better about my Mustang after seeing these.

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Tuner wheels on a DeVille? What.

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I do love me some hood ornaments, though.

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These always look nice.

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Holy shit that’s a lot of neo-chrome

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How do you fail this bad at a rim job?

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Possibly the only cool cars here.

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^this guy won the horsepower competition

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Girlfriend took this. I don’t even remember giving her the camera.