WITH YOUR WRETCTHED DIET AND ALL OF YOUR CHEESECAKE FACTORIES, JIMMY JOHNS *chump* CHIPOTLE, WHOLEFOODS, *chump chump...* PEPPERIDGE FARM MILANO MELTS WITH... *chump* VANILLA CREME *OMNOMNOM*...

Never mind...keep doing your thing...

*burp*

Falls on floor with cookie crumbles all over...