If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Customer: "Hey, I want a Panamera, but with worse mileage and slower, and more expensive"

VW: Say no more.

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Customer: I also don’t want to be able to drive it in the center of mayor cities in less than five years. I want an archaic engine that does not fit at all the character of this hypothetical car.
VW: We got ya

Customer: Oh, and all that work you’re putting in the suspension? I don’t give a fuck, I want at least 21 inch wheels.
VW: Sure.

Oh, Also I want it to be less practical than a Panamera.
VW: We know exactly how to do it sir.

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