Kids can be a great source of laughs. Take, for example, this little episode from my 3-year-old last night.
*[son] on the toilet*
*gets down and lifts his insert off the seat*
*sees that he didn’t get any pee on the seat*
*puts insert back on the seat and climbs back on*
*tries to pee, can’t*
[Son]: Mom, can you fix my wee wee?
[Wife]: What’s wrong with it?
[Son]: It won’t go pee.
*[Son] semi stands, lifts insert partially, checks for pee on the seat, sees none*
*starts to sit back down with fingers still between insert and seat*
*[Wife] moves in quickly to prevent him sitting and pinching his fingers*
*[Son], being a moody toddler, swipes at [Wife]*
*falls off toilet*
~ fin ~